Football Fan Dumps Girlfriend With Brutal Brilliance

No matter what situation you find yourself in life there's a way to relate it to football. In December I organised my girlfriend's presents in what she referred to as a 'festive' manner but then that was my fault for choosing the Christmas tree formation over a more standard 4-4-2....
One football fan decided that things weren't going well between him and the girl he'd been seeing. Whilst we could discuss whether or not a text is the best way to dump each other for hours his response when she thinks he'll never do better is undoubtedly brilliant:
Admittedly we are wondering where in the world Diego Forlan is on his list but he's right. Atletico Madrid have had some bloody good strikers leave their squad over the years and just replaced them with even more quality.
This guy might have to wait a while till he adds to the list though with the Madrid club's recent transfer ban!

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