I sent her a reply in a stamped envelope containing 50photos of different girls,the reply reads,"I can't remember your face so select your photos and return the rest."
Now Who's Wicked My Ex Or Me 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Bae : Sweety I saw iPhone8 2day at the phone shop while coming back, it's very nice.
Boo; Really, do u like it ??
Bae : yes! Yes! Sweetie I love it
Boo; Don't worry 2moro I will give u transport to go and see it again...
No matter how ugly you are, once you have money, women will always find something cute on you like "Aww he has a cute shadow"
May God punish fake girls.
Imagine "You go to the drug shop to buy poison to kill yourself but you still wait for balance...
are you serious?! "
A carpenter was travelling to the next town with a coffin in his car. His car broke down so he decided to carry the coffin.
As he was walking, he got to a police barrier and the police wanted to take a bribe...
Police: "Hey young man why are u carrying a coffin by this time?"
CARPENTER (responded): "Sir, I don't like where I was buried
so I am relocating".
come and see speed... 
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Fools, all u know is bribe#####.
Put a smile on ur friends face by sharing this with them, don't keep it. 
I was thinking being a Nigerian was so stressful until I met one Arab guy who's name was Soq Madik...I was thinking how he's going to say his name in an interview...
Interviewer: What is your name?
Guy: Soq Madik..
Interviewer: Suck my what??
Guy: Madik
Are you mad??....🤣🤣
Good morning y'all
I only have one question to ask God anytime we see..
Was I the one that chose Nigeria or there was an angel in charge of that...
If it's an angel... Its going to be heaven war 2....
And if am the one that chose Nigeria... I will ask God if they sell alcohol in heaven. I must have been high
I miss those girls of yesterday that cry after break up.....Girls of nowadays will just replace you with contestant number 2
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I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in the presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day.
Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him“
And my innocent wife will always say: 'madam officer, God bless you for handling my husband's case with care I will make sure he is always available anytime you need him''.
My brother listen..if your girlfriend doesn't try to jump into the grave as they are lowering your casket, Wake up and dump her immediately.
I think Nollywood is a fool 
Imagine
How can you recite incantation for an hour just to kill one person
If it's now a lot of people nko
Mteeew
I Trust *jet Li* na one blow everybody Don die
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